is pretty self-explanatory. And I'm getting a little tired of these giant headers.
Anyhow.
This is the place where you read about me!
And here's the proprietary homepage link for your benefit.
I ("THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER," "JOEL", "all related terms," and all related terms) am a fifteen-year-old graphic designer from the U S OF A. I specialize in WORDPRESS theme design, but I know my way around GENERAL XHTML as well. I add color to interfaces in a way that most people don’t.
Anything you need, as long as it’s internet related. I can code HTML, CSS, script, and PHP—and, of course, Wordpress. The one thing I won’t do is code for Netscape, or any Internet Explorer below 6. The latest versions are bad enough.
"Fifteen?" you ask. "But of course!" I respond, with a note of indignation (although my mouth is probably full, which sorta ruins it).
Graphic design has been my passion for several years now. The benefit of getting started early is that one gets more time to learn about their craft! That also means I’ll be up with the latest technology and web standards. If you need any more information, ask my clients!
Wordpress is a highly extensible blogging platform and CMS. It's hugely popular (Wordpress 2.8, the most recent version, has been downloaded several million times) and is flexible enough to be a photography portfolio, a graphic design portfolio, a regular blog, an online newspaper with multiple authors...you get the idea. Here is the Wordpress.org homepage, in case you want to learn more.
Want to hire me? Ask a question? Add a special comment? Alert my mother about the nasty language I've been using on my blog? (Unfortunately you can't do that here.) Look no further. Just fill out the form on the right and send it off!
Close this offensively large box! I wanna go back to browsing!